An Uneventful Evening

What you've been waiting for!
Trail & Castlegar working together to bring you an evening of...

Absolutely Nothing!

Please don't join us on Friday November 14th.

There won't be dinner.

There won't be entertainment.


AN UNEVENTFUL EVENING

The cost to stage a formal fundraising evening dinner with entertainment is in the thousands of dollars. We feel this money can be used more productively to deliver hospice palliative services to people in our community. We are therefore giving you the opportunity to “buy the tickets” but not attend. We will put all funds raised to good use and you can stay home in your jammies and relax. You won’t need to get a babysitter, get your hair done, buy a new outfit or get a safe ride home! That’s not to say we won’t be hosting any more events, but you’re off the hook for this one!

Unfortunately you will not get to groove to the sounds of Bryan Adams. He has graciously agreed not to perform. You will not have to lis- ten to heartfelt, but often too long speeches. Once again – you’re off the hook!

We urge you to look at the menu items and pick one or more! You can never have enough of a good thing!


MENU

"Beggar’s Banquet" - Spare Some Change

A toothpick and a breath mint, thoughtfully prepared for you for practically nothing!
What? No need to track down a babysitter!..................................................$25.00

"Minced Words" - It Will Leave You Speechless!

Faux French Onion soup, served with a fraudulent French baguette.
What! I don’t need to find something to wear!...............................................$50.00

"Chef’s Surprise" - And What a surprise it is!

Phoney Philet mignon accompanied by a bed of bogus rice, smothered in a nebulous Neptune sauce.
What! I don’t need to mingle or socialize...................................................$100.00

"The Silver Tongued Platter" - You won’t believe you eyes!!

For starters our “Mirage du jour” followed by the “Catch of the day” (your guess is as good as ours, and that’s no fish tail).
We Won’t be adding a gratuity or tax to your bill.................Priceless $___________

And by the way: Your meal will not be made by Gordon Ramsey!!!